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He’s a sort of token black rapper character that pops up from time to time to muddle things up, dragging down both the comedy and cleverness of the movie several notches. I would love to explain Anthony Andersons’s role to you except that he doesn’t really have one.

She’s let off the hook as her character dies early on, replaced by a corpse that becomes the source of way too many tired physical gags.

Her co-star Regina Hall also returns as Brenda Meeks. The only thing she gets to work with is a confused deer-in-the-headlights look which gets really old within the first ten minutes. How exactly Anna Faris has been suckered into playing this limp role three times is beyond me. Anna Faris has been the leading lady for all three movies in the Scary Movie trilogy and for 3.5 she reprises her role as Cindy Campbell, the dimwitted piñata who is targeted for most of the story’s undercooked horror-gags. Is this character really that interesting to warrant her own movie? As a horror movie, it's disturbing and bloody and surprising in equal measure even as it doesn't do much with re-configuring the many conventions of its genre.The movie’s biggest flaw lies with its characters and the shameful cast members tapped to play them.

I don't think the X is as fun as it thinks it is, nor is it as thoughtful as it thinks it is, and I don't know if I care about a prequel that was shot back-to-back that illuminates the killer old lady's younger life. Her wild performances, including scenes where she is facing off against herself, makes the movie far more interesting. The real reason to appreciate X is from the dual performances from actress Mia Goth (Suspiria), the first as a stripper-turned-ingenue that sees pornography as a path of possible self-actualization, but she's also secretly the killer old lady under piles and piles of makeup. I don't think X quite works on that elevated horror level of late it's mostly a slasher movie with a dollop more complexity and style. The slow burn is not wasted time or dawdling, and there are some very well-executed squirm-worthy moments of discomfort. These people are not going to be confused with three-dimensional figures but there's enough character shading that made me more interested in spending time with them and a little more rueful that most of them will probably die horribly soon enough (Chekhov's alligator). To West's credit, he has given more attention to his characters. Turns out the old lady has her own urges that the old husband is no longer physically able to satisfy, so she seeks out solace one way or another with the newcomers, whether that be through her sexual satisfaction or through violence. The octogenarian couple who owns the farm property doesn't seem to approve of these young folk, and the old lady ends up becoming the slasher killer that mows down the randy young adults. It's set in 1979 and we follow a ragtag film crew trying to make 'a good dirty movie.' They've rented a guest house in the middle of nowhere Texas as their film site because who knows. It's clearly going for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibe and docu-drama aesthetic. Ti West (House of the Devil) is a director I haven't fully enjoyed, though I would say X is his most accomplished film to date for me. There's only so many monsters that can chase so many teenagers. Just about every modern horror movie wears its many influences, even the recent trend of elevated horror movies that are trying to say Big Things with equal amounts of arty style and bloodshed. Horror is likely the most forgiving genre out there for being derivative.

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